Who is ready for some sex, drugs, and rock ‘n roll? Or, well, at least some potential sex in the back of a Ford F-150, Budweiser, and patriotic rock music (shame on me for perpetuating stereotypes)? If this sounds like a good time, be to to clear your calendars for September 11, 2010 and get ready to party down at the “Woodstock” of tea parties.

An event described as the “Woodstock” of tea parties is planned for Sept. 11 at the Monona County Fairgrounds in Onawa in western Iowa.

Craig Halverson of Griswold, who is helping to organize the event, said supporters hope to attract at least 1,000 people from Iowa, Nebraska, South Dakota, Minnesota and other states. He said they are inviting prominent conservative speakers and plan to have bands perform patriotic music.

The event will have a “Take back our country” theme, Halverson said.

Yeehaw! This should be a finger-lickin’ good time, even if there is no chance of the Dixie Chicks being invited. Where do I sign up?