If any other organization had done anything close to what the Church is being accused of, they’d be done! The Church is barely showing any contrition – for God’s sakes, look how sorry Domino’s was just for their shitty pizza! They had a bad sauce recipe and they’ve been out there nonstop – ‘Oh, we’re so sorry. Here, have some Crazy Bread!’

-John Stewart, April 2010

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