Because Paul Newman was better than you. And better than you’ll ever be. Swallow that pill of truth, bitches.

“I’m a supporter of gay rights. And not a closet supporter, either. From the time I was a kid, I have never been able to understand attacks upon the gay community. There are so many qualities that make up a human being, by the time I get through with all the things that I really admire about people, what they do with their private parts is probably so low on the list that it is irrelevant.”

You eat fifty hardboiled eggs and then maybe I’ll value your opinion.